Monkey Phone Call Hotline- Now Open from
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The Edelman & Scobelizer Monkey Phone Call Butler.
a) Dial: Sorry this has been discontinued….UPDATE: I am updating this post to let you know you can now talk to a bot- Spleak. Spleak is a chatbot created by IMT Labs. http://celeb.spleak.com/
b) Cry, Rant, Rave or praise…either way I may or may not listen to you depending on how funny you are or how much time I have…ok I will listen and post interesting responses.
c) Hate mail is not needed, but it is also appreciated.
d) If it isn’t working- give them a monkey phone call. I am not a qualified telecommunications person.
I hope you enjoy this, naturally if it is an emergency- like you stick a pen in your eye, or cut off your knee with a chainsaw, or accidentally eat cyanide- please seek medical assistance ASAP.
Want your own private number for the web, MySpace, FTP if you can figure out a way- whatever… Also great for dating sites- to get rid of losers. Forget it they cancelled their serviced- but we have an alterative- it is called VoIP. Select a provider of choice.
Sample Warning:
That Pesky 911 Warning Again- Just in case you are an Idiot…read carefully.THIS VOICE SERVICES DO NOT SUPPORT OR CARRY 911 OR E911 EMERGENCY DIALING OR OTHER ACCESS TO EMERGENCY SERVICES. YOU MUST INFORM ANY HOUSEHOLD RESIDENTS, GUESTS AND OTHER THIRD PERSONS WHO MAY BE PRESENT AT THE PHYSICAL LOCATION WHERE YOU UTILIZE THE SERVICES OF THE NON-AVAILABILITY OF 911 OR E911 EMERGENCY DIALING OR OTHER ACCESS TO EMERGENCY SERVICES. YOU MUST HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE MEANS OF ACCESSING TRADITIONAL 911 SERVICE.
NEITHER UNITED ONLINE COMMUNICATIONS, INC. OR ANY OF ITS AFFILIATES, SUBSIDIARIES, PARENT COMPANIES, AGENTS, NETWORK SERVICE PROVIDERS, CONTRACTORS, SUPPLIERS, PARTNERS, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS OR EMPLOYEES ARE OR WILL BE LIABLE FOR THE INABILITY TO MAKE SUCH EMERGENCY CALLS USING THE SERVICES.
So don’t jab out an eye or something…and if you do- don’t use this number, not only will I laugh- you might go blind.
ADDENDUM: This is a delayed April Fool’s Broadcast. Sorry back to your normal routine.
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