I have a plan!
It appears- yes it is so- the U.S. Marines are using MySpace to recruit new errrr…. Marine People. Probably to go blow up stuff and play with explosives and things of that nature. I don’t know I was never of the military turn.
Paperghost reports that MySpace is being over run by sleazy marketing bots. No shocker there.
Finally a job for Bebe and Monica! They can be Marines!
And if they aren’t cut out for it the Marines can always resort to bots to do their recruiting for them…think of the tax savings people!
Can you imagine Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket as a MySpace chat bot? I sure can.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:”You will sign up for the corp you piece of maggoty filth! Click here damnit, before I take a brick to your skull!

How about Private Joker?

Private Joker: “Semper Fi! Do or Die! Long Live AI!”

…even if the bots are a bit retarded at the moment…

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