I am on vacation and spending some time relaxing, reading and exploring new music as well as getting reaquianted with oldies.
A colleauge and friend, Eric G., was kind enough to load me up on a smackful of his mp3s and remixes. He is quite talented, but some tracks defy description

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Warning: Be suspicious of friends who offer to do this for you.

Overall reaction:

Musical Vomit on Trippy Spin Cycles Causing Damage to All Forms of Life. Frequencies so alien that your blood cells are sent into instant sonic shock, ear drums burst and your nose bleeds. You then fall to the floor, hoping to find a crucifix on the way down- not to ward off any evil, but to stab yourself in the eye and end it. You sit in a crumpled heap and watch your houseplants wither, your fish show signs of distress and your best china explodes. I imagine Eric goes through sound cards like surgeons go through gloves…

Necro advised me to ask Eric a quick question when he is doling out a new song:

“So like… does it have vocals?”

I think Obijan would utilize an IF THEN statement: “If yes then try, if no then deny.”

/ +4000 Damage Points to EG.

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