My Paperghost Pal Gets A Taste of HillBilly Hotdogs
True story…my good pal and fellow security gun, PaperGhost, made a “holiday” trip to our West Virginia research office. (I promise pictures soon.) Not only did I take him to Tudor’s Biscuit World for a heaping side of gravy, sausage and buttermilk biscuits, which I think put him into arterial overload and neural shock, but my brother took him way out in the sticks to experience something you would only find in rural West Virginia- Hillbilly Hotdogs (I swear one day I want to open one up here in North East Ohio.).
The experience was a wonderful comedy of errors and to top it off they were so impressed with his English- Beatles-style accent they coerced him into singing the Hillbilly Hotdog song. The hell if I know what it is, but grand fun was had by all.
Paperghost is the epitomy of all things digital- botnet hunter, IRC super sleuth, master social engineer and YMTND God so the experience had to be truly surreal for him. You can read about it here. True LOLLERskates baby! Even better than getting your Wikipedia entry defaced.
/ Awards 10,000 points for the song
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[...] You can get them shipped to your door. I always have one or two, or three when in town and while PaperGhost was jamming on HillyBilly Hot Dogs, (and singing some song to induct him into hillybilly-hood) I did get him a gallon of Stewart’s Rootbeer which I think he enjoyed. [...]